Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Farmer's Harvest

Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn

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Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

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Shark Christmas

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

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