Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.

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Anonymous

Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 
Who's there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

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Anonymous

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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