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Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?

A: Your Bike.

St. Patrick's Day

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

Turkey Cross

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!