Word Play Jokes

Bathroom Joke

Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
A: European.

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Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

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Keep Eating

Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.

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