Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

K9 Cowboy Riddles

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"

Flea Bite

Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A: Start from scratch!