Word Play Jokes

New Psychiatric Sign

Q: What sign do you find on the door to the psychiatric ward?
A: "Please do not disturb further."

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Today's Special

A hardware store has a sign that reads: "Today's special." (Then, below it, in pencil): "So's tomorrow."

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Anonymous

Five Days

I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.

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