Word Play Jokes

Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

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500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

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