Word Play Jokes
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honey combs!
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.