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Sticky Hair

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs!

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Shoe Shopping

I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.