Word Play Jokes

School Bus

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!

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Anonymous

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

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Anonymous

DNR

A husband and wife were sitting at home when the husband suddenly said, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to be kept alive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So the wife got up, pulled the plug on the T.V. and threw out all of his beer.

Submitted BY: kaiofthelexx1
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