Fairy Tales

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

John Rocker on NY Subway

John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lady said, "I hate you, Rocker, you dissed New York." The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals." The next guys says, "You dissed people with mental problems." Rocker is shocked and says, "I didn't say anything about people with mental problems!" The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."

Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!