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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Welcome to the 21st Century Where Everything is Less

Our phones, wireless
Cooking, fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Tires ~ Tubeless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Women ~ Topless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Babies ~ Fatherless
Feelings ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Government is ~ CLUELESS!!
And our Politicians are ~ WORTHLESS!!
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes
Submitted BY: Richard Koenders

Yo Mama - Eclipse

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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