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Big Willy

One day this guy goes in to the doctor's office to get his willy enlarged. The guy's sitting there on the table and the doctor comes in with a tray of willys. The guy says, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with another tray. But the guy still wants bigger, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with yet another tray. The guy finally says, ''I'll take one of those. But do you have any in white?''

Anonymous

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Submitted BY: KR
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