Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?
A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.