Q: What will the first black child on Mars be named?
Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.
Osama Bin Laden - Halloween
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.
Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?
A: Nuts and Bolts.