Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: How much does it cost to install a chimney?
A: Nothing. It's on the house