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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.

Sin and Shame

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Real Boy

Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

A: His hand caught fire.

Blonde Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

40 Teeth

Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?

A: My zipper.