Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

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Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Fashion Luck

I know I don't keep up with current fashion, but I didn't think my clothes were that outdated until I went to a Halloween party to pick up my wife and won first prize in the fancy dress contest for my Victorian gentleman costume.

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