Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

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Happy Halloween!
Or Pedophile Christmas as it's known by perverts.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.

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