Relationship Jokes

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Jumping

A soldier comes home on leave and tells his wife about his parachute training. “It was terrible,” he says. “I was in the plane and ready to jump, when I froze. I couldn’t move. The Seargent came up behind me, got out this enormous dick of his and said he’d stick it up my ass if I didn’t jump.” “Oh my God,” says his wife. “So did you jump?” “Well, yes,” says the soldier. “A little bit – at first.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes , Riddles
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