Relationship Jokes

On The Side

Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

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Don't Take Chances

A man receives a letter informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also asks whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

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Playing Tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He asked her what she was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around & told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute."

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