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Q: What happened when the guy used hairspray on his moustache?

A: He got a stiff upper-lip.

Your Teeth

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

Yo Mama - Tears

Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.

Royal Wedding

Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?

A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

Look Away

I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high.

She looked surprised.