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The best jokes and joke writers!

Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

The Romulan Frog

Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A: A croaking device.

Super Ai

A team of agnostic technologists built the ultimate artificial intelligence machine to find out if there was a God. They finally finish and ask the question.

Ai replies: "There is now mfs!!"

Blockbuster

Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"

A: It hasn't come out yet.

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"