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Covid 19 Reduction

A middle manager has a zoom call with his boss Monday morning. He's told that the Covid 19 quarantine is hurting business and he has to furlough one of his employees. He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to let go. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing six feet apart having a discussion. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them." He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave. Jill comes over to say goodbye. "Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good - do you have the virus?" He looks at her and says "No, but I'm having a tough time here. I can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off." And she looks at him and says  "Well, I have to catch a bus, so I suggest you jack off."

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Black PhD

Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?

A: Because they can't get past their masters.

No Swimming

Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

A: Crackers get soggy when wet.

One Dollar

If I got one dollar every time somebody called me racist ...

black people would rob me

 

Black Convert

Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?

A: So he could finally have a father.