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Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Mexican Education

Q: Why don't Mexicans teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?

A: Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.