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Natalie

The Madam opens the brothel door to see a well-dressed elderly man standing in the doorway. "Can I help you?" the Madam asks. "I want Natalie," the old man replies. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps someone else...?"  "No. I want Natalie."  Just then, Natalie appears and tells the old man that she charges $1,000 per hour.  Without so much as a blink he reaches into his pocket and pulls out ten crisp new $100 bills. The two go up to her room for an hour, whereupon he calmly leaves. The next night the old man appears again demanding Natalie. Natalie explains that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, that there are no discounts and that the rate is still $1,000 for one hour.  But once again, he takes out the money. The two go up to the room and he calmly leaves an hour later.  When he shows up for the third consecutive night, no one can believe it. Again he hands Natalie the money and up to the room, they go. At the end of the hour, Natalie decides to question the old man. "I'm not used to having the same customer come back three nights in a row.  Do you mind if I ask where you're from?"  "I'm from St. Louis."  "Really," replies Natalie. "I have a cousin who lives there."  "I know", says the old man. "Your cousin died and left you $3000 in her will. I'm her attorney - you've now been paid."

Cheater

Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?

Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?

Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".  And you put down "Me neither".

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?

A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Slowest on 80 Wheels

Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."