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Monsterbate
Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate
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Holloween
Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!
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Knock, Knock, Knock
It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
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