Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Monsterbate

Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate

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Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 
Who's there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

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