Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Up All Night

Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

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Written By: Blaze

Shark Christmas

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

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Anonymous

In Stages

I like to take the Christmas decorations down in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.
 

Submitted BY: MEG
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