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Chicken Cross the Road Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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Knock Knock - Cow
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
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Chicken Day
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!
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