Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.

Submitted BY: Jacob
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