Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Slippers

Paddy broke his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, "How you doin'?" Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year old twin daughters lying on the bed. He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you." They say, "Get away with ya... Prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of 'em?" Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of 'em, what's the point of fuckin' one?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

Bus Driver

I went out drinking on St. Patrick's Day, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before. 

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
Written By: Blaze

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Submitted BY: B
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