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Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?

A: Your Bike.

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 

Who's there?

Megan and chicken

Megan and chicken who?

He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?

A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.

Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.