Yo Mama - Christmas
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Knock Knock - Christmas
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.