Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2026 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
Popular Jokes
These jokes are our most popular jokes over the past few months, based on all user feedback. Vote for your favorites today!
Amish Mechanic
Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.
- 0
- 4
- 0
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Turkey Turn Over
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Animal Jokes
(Bird Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
, Riddles
(Riddles for Kids)
- 7
- 8
- 4
Anonymous
Heart Transplant
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies, "Not BAAAAD!"
- 2
- 10
- 6
Anonymous
