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500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

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We Have Too Many

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

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Anonymous

Cookies and Milk

Just dunked a cookie in milk.
Held it under until the bubbles stopped.
Thought of you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG
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