Immigration Test

You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: "When the phone goes 'GREEN GREEN GREEN' I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW?'"

Vicious Circle

I've started to see a psychologist, but she is so beautiful I can't string together a coherent sentence around her.
Should probably see someone about that.

Location

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate