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Two Flies on a Date

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

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Submitted BY: Dmontiel23

Yo Mama - Walgreens

Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

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Anonymous

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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