Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Wearing Suits

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

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Hubby in Heaven

Q: What do you call an African-American lady whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.

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Wedding Tombstones

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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