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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
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Anonymous
Happy Birthdead
Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!
Categories:
Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
, Animal Jokes
(Dog Jokes)
, Funny Thoughts
, Riddles
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Dead Baby Jokes)
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Anonymous
Halloween Cat
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
Categories:
Holiday Jokes
(Halloween Jokes)
, Animal Jokes
(Cat Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
, One-Liner Jokes
, Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips
