Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Wearing Suits

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

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Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Exorcist Service

Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossessed!

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