Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?
A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.
St. Patrick's Day
What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Long, Black and Smelly
Q: What is long, black, and smelly?
A: The unemployment line.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.