Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Hubby in Heaven

Q: What do you call an African-American lady whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Die Peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Wedding Tombstones

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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