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Man's Best Friend

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash. The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?" The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dragging my toothbrush on a leash." The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions... And the man said to his toothbrush: "Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!"

Married?

From now on when people ask me why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue.

Dog Doctor

Q: Where do you take your dog if his tail gets cut off in an accident?

A: Walmart of course! They're the largest retailer in the country.

Trump 2024

Q: Best campaign slogan for Trump's 2024 election?

A: Let's go Brandon!

Wedding Rings

Q: What is the meaning of calendar dates inscribed on the inside of Men's wedding rings?

A: "BEST IF USED BY"

Christian Mingle

I finally broke down and joined Christian mingle today...

My username is comegetpsalm