Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.