Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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Ghost Tissue

Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues? 
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Hungry Turkey

Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!

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