Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Thanksgiving Quiz

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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Cat on the Beach

Q:  Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A:  Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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