Q: What will the first black child on Mars be named?
Black and Jewish
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Failed my biology test today...
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.