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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.

Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

A: We B Toyz N' Shit

Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.

But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Olympic Sex

A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100m finals

I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?"

"No," she said,

"Eight black men and a gun."

No Reflection

My sister's college room mate, who isn't very keen on sports, commented on the shoe polish streaks under the player's eyes.

She said, "I just don't get it, what do those black things even do?"

I replied, "Well, play football, mostly."