Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Black and Asian Penis Sizes

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. And Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.