Food Jokes

Black Santa

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

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Redneck Groceries

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

Anonymous

Dinner Plans

Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner
We found Himalayan in the road.

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