Funny Thoughts

Cow Counting

Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.

Anonymous

Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

Anonymous

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Anonymous
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