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Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
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Die Peacefully
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Piano Uncle
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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