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Muffler Dream

I had a dream that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

Psychic Phenomena

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before. - George Carlin

Aerobics Marketing

The word 'aerobics' came about when gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $24 an hour, we can't call it “Jumping Up and Down.”
 

Favorite Soup

When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.

I didn't really - he was just putting words in my mouth.

Sleep

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.