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Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
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Night Shift
Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.
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Die Peacefully
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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