Funny Thoughts

Weed Out

After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says "if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."

Anonymous

Nine Out of Ten

Q: What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
A: Gang rape.

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Women and Men, Wine and Grapes

Men are like a fine grape:

  • They are best kept in the dark.
  • They can't handle too much heat.
  • They perform best when they are stepped on.
 
Women are like the wine that comes from the grape:
  • They are sweet, vigorous, and full-bodied when they are young.
  • They don't age well without preservatives.
  • They become sour and vinegary if they remain bottled up.

Anonymous
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