Yo Mama - Spalding
Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!
Use as Directed
Q: What happened when the guy used hairspray on his moustache?
A: He got a stiff upper-lip.
Tall Black People
Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!