Men With No Arms or Legs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water
A: Bob.
Q   On the wall? 
A   Art.
Q   On the floor? 
A: Matt.

Man and Driveway

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common?
A: Lay em' right the first time and they'll stay with you.

Watergate and Sexgate

Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Sexgate?
A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.