Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Q: What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters?
A: White noise
Yo Mama - Lincoln
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!