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Trump Act One

Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?

A: Kicked a black man out of his house.

Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?

A: Juan by Juan.

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

Hillary Block

Q: What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters?

A: White noise

Yo Mama - Lincoln

Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!