Ladies Night Out
Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."
Why She Crossed the Road
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!
Women and Cars
Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?
A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.
All women are bi. It's your job to guess if it's sexual or polar.