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Arkansas Marriage
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Alabama Girl
A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."
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Death of a West Texan
A cattleman from West Texas died and went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"
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