U.S. State Jokes - Washington State Jokes

Ask Seattle

Q: Hey, you wanna win?
A: Nah, we'll pass.

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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations

Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of our planned growth," said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, "It really is going to be a positive arrangement for everyone."

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Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

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