Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.
Govenor Chris Christie
Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?
A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: What proof is there that Donald Trump is racist and sexist?
A: He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house.
Q: Is Exxon Mobile restructuring its workforce because of $114 oil?
A: Yes, they had to add 25 Congressmen to the payroll!