Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: What will the first black child on Mars be named?
I met Denzel Washington once.
I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass." The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.