Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Difference Between Black and Asian

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.