Garden of Eden Limerick

In the Garden of Eden stood Adam
With his hand in the crack of his madam.
It filled him with mirth
'Cause on this whole earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.

Jewish Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
A: In a crucifixion, they throw away the whole Jew.

Blonde Lottery

A blonde wanted to win the lottery so she prayed to God, and she lost. Next week she prayed to God again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to God, and she lost.
She said to God,"Why wont you let me win?"
God replied,"How about buying a ticket first?"