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Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes
Keep Eating
Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.
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Yo Mama - Seaweed
Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked!
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Submitted BY: Kk that girl
Accident
A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
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