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Woman and Dog Poop
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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K9 Passing
My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
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Facts of Life
- Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
- Don't worry about the world ending today...It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
- Drive carefully, It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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