New Born Puppies

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. Zohran Mamdani was on his morning run, and asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. The little boy said, "Socialist." Mamdani beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Atta boy!" A few weeks later Mamdani was walking down the same street but this time he was with Bernie Sanders.  Zohran stopped at the boy's house, winked at Bernie and said, "Hey kid, what kind of puppies are in the box?" The boy said, "Republicans" Mamdani looked crushed, saying, "What happened? A few weeks ago they were Socialists!" The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes."

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!