The worst racist joke

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much that when ever he sees anyone of color walking down the street he runs them over with his truck. One day Bubba's wife invites the town preacher over for dinner and Bubba has to pick the preacher up and drive him to Bubba's house. Sure enough there is a black guy walking on the side of the road hitch hiking. Bubba cannot control his urge to hit the guy so he thinks to himself  "If I pretend to pass out I can swerve over and hit the guy and the preacher will be none the wiser". So Bubba pretends to pass out and swerves over, after he hears a thump he pretends to wake up. He says to the preacher "Please tell me I didn't hit that hitchhiker". The preacher turns to Bubba and says "No son, but I got him with the door."

Short Guide To Religions

• Taoism: Shit happens.
• Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
• Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
• Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough!
• Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!?
• Hinduism: This shit happened before.
• Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
• Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
• T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
• Atheism: No shit.
• Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
• Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
• Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
• Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
• Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
• Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

Religious Truths

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.