Religion Jokes - God Jokes

Made For Love

Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?" God replied, "So you would love her." Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?" God replied, "So that you would love her." Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?" God said, "So you would love her." Finally, Adam asked, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replied, "So that she would love you!"

Anonymous

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Anonymous
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