Black Convert

Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?
A: So he could finally have a father.

Black Jesus

Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”