Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.