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Blonde Lottery
A blonde wanted to win the lottery so she prayed to God, and she lost. Next week she prayed to God again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to God, and she lost.
She said to God,"Why wont you let me win?"
God replied,"How about buying a ticket first?"
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Blonde and Horse Brain Cells
Q: Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A: So they don't crap on the street during parades!
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Start Simple
Q: Why did God invent a man first?
A: He wanted to start with something simple.
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