Word Play Jokes

Dress for Success

Q: What do you call an alligator dressed in a vest?
A: An investigator.

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The Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

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Hostage Situation

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

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