Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 
Bill  "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous

Circumcision

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. "Can I see it?" asked the second gay guy. So the first guy promptly dropped his pants to show off his operation. "Oooh!" squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous
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