Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 
Bill  "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Unhappy Glow Worm

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!