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Ode To The Government
I've fucked in the sun, I've fucked in the rain. I've fucked before, and I'll fuck again. But I'll never be happy, I'll never be free, 'til I've fucked the Government like the Government's fucked me!
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Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bill "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
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Mario Mix
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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