Word Play Jokes

Christmas Ghost

Q: What did the ghost of Christmas past say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Donkey Xmas

Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.

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Tombstone

Found in a Ruidoso, New Mexico cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me, for not rising

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