Hungry Dad

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hello hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, I'm serious."
"I thought you were hungry?"
"You're kidding me!"
"No, I'm Dad."

Four For One

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

A Joke About Butter

A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?"
His friend said, "Sure."
The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it."