Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

Practice makes Perfect

My Lesbian neighbors Jill and Julie, who are both teachers, asked me to help them conceive a child.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old-fashioned way as they weren't man-haters.
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them that I had a vasectomy last year.

Little People, Little...

Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."