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Doctor: Sorry sir, but your body has run out of magnesium.
Me: 0mg
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Homework
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
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Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!
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