Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.
Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.