Profession Jokes

Amish Mechanic

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

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Farmer Surprise

Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?
A: "Hell, I've been doing that for years."

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Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

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