Profession Jokes

Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Fake News

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Connecticut Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Journalist Jokes)
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Anonymous

Bathroom Drugs

A man was caught by a cop with drugs in the bathroom
The man says, "I swear, it's not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down it magically reappears in my hand!" "I don't believe you," says the cop. "Show me." The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the man's empty hand as the bag is flushed down. "Well," says the cop, "where are the drugs now?" "What drugs?"

Categories: Drug Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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