Weather Jokes

Weather Warning

Southerners are urged not to travel unless absolutely necessary.
Northerners: You will need your big coat.

Submitted BY: MEG

Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Submitted BY: I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Island Goodbye

Q: How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?
A: With a big wave.

Submitted BY: _marther_
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