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Weather Warning
Southerners are urged not to travel unless absolutely necessary.
Northerners: You will need your big coat.
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Submitted BY: MEG
Frozen Windows
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'
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Submitted BY: I_Can_Haz_Brainz
Island Goodbye
Q: How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?
A: With a big wave.
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Submitted BY: _marther_