Word Play Jokes

Whale Pardon

Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
A: I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

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Lesbian Depression

There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

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Roving Eyes

My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by. My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table. My girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her?" To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"

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