Word Play Jokes

Animals on the Floor

A giraffe walks into a bar and lies on the floor. The bartender says, "Whats that a lyin' on the floor?" Another bargoer replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Mouse Games

Q: What is a mouse's favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak!

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Boiling Water

RIP boiling water...
You will be mist.

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