Word Play Jokes

Alien Pass

Q: Why don't aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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Always Late

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

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Dark Ages

Q: Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
A: Because they had so many knights.

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