Word Play Jokes

Museum Robbery

An art museum thief is caught when he tries to get away. A reporter asks him what went wrong with the heist. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

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Kids In College

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.

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Rabbit Parade

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

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