Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Strange Name For Cats

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

8 Play on Word Phrases

1. Men who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
2. Men who stand on toilet high on pot.
3. Men who smoke pot choke on handle.
4. Men who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
5. Men who have women on ground have piece on earth.
6. Men who run behind car get exhausted.
7. Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.
8. Men who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.