Word Play Jokes

Wicker Box

Q: What's the definition of "wicker box"?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Britney Spears.

Anonymous

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Strange Name For Cats

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2662 seconds