Word Play Jokes

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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500 Girlfriends

Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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